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Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.


Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: American Pie, without the funny.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.

Full Name (plus titles if any):Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.

Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named -----.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouthed.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: ( Look who’s back. It’s the unfunny. )