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Angry Letters From Your Characters
Nov. 21st, 2006 05:06 pmYou, wench with that pen in your hand,
Why did you make me out to be this stupid? I am not. Tell them I am not stupid. I am only trying to make a living, you know. Tell them I am not stupid. I want you to tell them I am not stupid. Or hitting on anything in a skirt.
...Hey, you are looking fine. What do you say, sweetheart?
The bandit with no name.
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Bandit,
I...I have no words.
Oh, call me wench and/or hit on me again and I will disembowel you. With a spoon.
Never yours, the authrix
Why did you make me out to be this stupid? I am not. Tell them I am not stupid. I am only trying to make a living, you know. Tell them I am not stupid. I want you to tell them I am not stupid. Or hitting on anything in a skirt.
...Hey, you are looking fine. What do you say, sweetheart?
The bandit with no name.
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Bandit,
I...I have no words.
Oh, call me wench and/or hit on me again and I will disembowel you. With a spoon.
Never yours, the authrix
Angry Letters to Your...
Nov. 18th, 2006 01:38 pmDear Emmar,
You were only supposed to be a bit-character. How did you manage to jump to being Olgyu's love-interest? Stop hogging the spotlight, I do not want 5 MC's. I am having enough trouble with 4
And dear, one night sex together does not mean eternal love. Please, do not delude yourself in this way.
In sincere bewilderment and sympathy,
your authrix
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Dear Olgyu,
Stop sleeping around. See what you are doing to others.
No love,
your authrix
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To all the main characters,
Please, get a move on. I would like to see you out of that monastery before I reach 50K.
Weeping,
the authrix
You were only supposed to be a bit-character. How did you manage to jump to being Olgyu's love-interest? Stop hogging the spotlight, I do not want 5 MC's. I am having enough trouble with 4
And dear, one night sex together does not mean eternal love. Please, do not delude yourself in this way.
In sincere bewilderment and sympathy,
your authrix
*
Dear Olgyu,
Stop sleeping around. See what you are doing to others.
No love,
your authrix
*
To all the main characters,
Please, get a move on. I would like to see you out of that monastery before I reach 50K.
Weeping,
the authrix
Angry Letters From Your Characters
Nov. 16th, 2006 04:25 pmSo-called authrix,
I am the leader of this ragtag bunch. Why am I not getting more screentime? Instead you let Olgyu's latest floozy team up with us.
Frustratedly,
Marnak.
Dear Marnak,
See that axe Olgyu's carrying? Yeah, I do not want to run into that either. And a word of advice, do not call Emmar a 'floozy'. I have a feeling she could get very nasty when angry, and remember, she knows her herbs.
Your authrix.
I am the leader of this ragtag bunch. Why am I not getting more screentime? Instead you let Olgyu's latest floozy team up with us.
Frustratedly,
Marnak.
Dear Marnak,
See that axe Olgyu's carrying? Yeah, I do not want to run into that either. And a word of advice, do not call Emmar a 'floozy'. I have a feeling she could get very nasty when angry, and remember, she knows her herbs.
Your authrix.
NaNo-vent.
Nov. 16th, 2006 02:48 pmSo, on the one hand I've gotten over 20K for NaNo, which is good.
On the other hand, I want to beat my characters with The Travelling Shovel Of DeathTM if they do not get a move on soon. And who gave them permission to act like they are in a soap-opera?! This is bad. I get enough of that just watching telly, which is probably where it came from.
Ah well, goal for today is 21,125, and I know I can make it, easily.
On the other hand, I want to beat my characters with The Travelling Shovel Of DeathTM if they do not get a move on soon. And who gave them permission to act like they are in a soap-opera?! This is bad. I get enough of that just watching telly, which is probably where it came from.
Ah well, goal for today is 21,125, and I know I can make it, easily.
NaNoWriMo, part 10
Nov. 15th, 2006 05:55 pm( Bleary-eyed people sat eating their breakfast. )
I almost made my target for this day! Only a 1,000 more! Woot!
I almost made my target for this day! Only a 1,000 more! Woot!
Angry Letters to Your...
Nov. 15th, 2006 12:09 pmDear Rachik,
Dear, you were scrapped from this story several plot-changes ago. So stop threatening to show up in a later chapter to try and break up the budding friendship/romance between Ameena and Bjernu.
I will kill you if you do.
No love until you learn your place,
Yattara
Dear, you were scrapped from this story several plot-changes ago. So stop threatening to show up in a later chapter to try and break up the budding friendship/romance between Ameena and Bjernu.
I will kill you if you do.
No love until you learn your place,
Yattara
NaNoWriMo, part 7
Nov. 14th, 2006 05:02 pm( They met Bjernu and Olgyu for dinner. )
Now excuse while I go exorcise the plotbunny that just jumped me. Did I ever mention that I always seem to end up with more words as I type up my handwritten stuff?
Now excuse while I go exorcise the plotbunny that just jumped me. Did I ever mention that I always seem to end up with more words as I type up my handwritten stuff?
NaNoWriMo, part 6
Nov. 13th, 2006 05:29 pmNew title: The Ties That Bind. Still subject to change.
( This is The Duchess. )
I have written more, but lack of computer-access for the past couple of days means I have to type up over 4K of words. o.O *sighs.*
( This is The Duchess. )
I have written more, but lack of computer-access for the past couple of days means I have to type up over 4K of words. o.O *sighs.*
