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Dear fanwriter,

You don't like the Weasleys? Fine by me, you're not obligated to. Personally, I love them. However, this does not mean that Harry hates them too. They're his family. He loves them. So please to not be demonizing them, and making our hero casually shrug off the demise of the entire fucking family as if it were nothing more than a fly in his milk (though given Book 5-Harry, that last would also have sent him into a screaming-fit).

And for the love of Merlin, stop it with the 'The only reason Harry went out with Ginny is because she doped him with a lovepotion!' I don't remember Ginny being a raging slut who needs to dupe people into dating her.

Red-haired love,

bookish_dragon

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Dear fanwriter,

Please repeat after me: fanon is not the same as canon.

Fanon is not the same as canon.

Making Thranduil an evil child-beating Elf just because you saw other people writing him this way doesn't mean it's right. Don't make me send Legolas after you to kick your arse. I dare you to find one passage in the books where it's stated Thranduil beat his children. You won't find it. Why? Because Elves don't do this. Get out of my fandom.

No frigging love,

Yattara.

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Dear Michael Jackson, When you look better as a zombie in Thriller than you do now, you know that the plastic surgery has gone bad.

Greetings, Yattara.

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