Fanwank

May. 31st, 2006 12:13 am
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If she writes in H/Hr in Book 7, J.K Rowling'll be a literary goddess! With bonus-comparisons to the overwhelming romance in Lord of the Rings.

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Stop it, you're oppressing me! Even though my ship is practically canon and has the most support! More a rant about a shipper than fanwank. This is the Doctor Who-fandom.

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Harry Potter makes girls violent. And we can't have that, can we? Good heavens, they might be human after all.
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25th of May. That's when you know you've got it made: you end up on Fandom_Wank.

Frankly, I don't see what the problem is. So people want to celebrate the Glorious 25th. Fine, let them. Why is it so bad it's a fictional thing? Sheesh.
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Do you mind? Wank about Dan/Emma. Fanfic about real people. True Love between Emma and Dan. No, them being legal doesn't help your case. And you just made my head explode.

Actors are not their characters. I don't give a dingo's kidneys if they look cute together, stop planning their joint future! Unless you're their bestest friend forever, in which I'd dump you for blabbing everything about my life to the big wide world, shut your gabbing.
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Disappointment about School Reunion. Some spoilers. And a huge disdain from the OP for people who like the new series. Yeah, like the old series were such paragons of high quality. I mean, can't I just enjoy the new series without being called a squeeing fangirl with an IQ that doesn't rise above 5th Grade? Sure I'm a squeeing fangirl, but how does that mean I'm not smart? Really, what is with people who need to feel superior on the grounds that they watched the good Doctor outrun a horribly plastic Loch Ness Monster? Not that I didn't like that epsiode either. There is something to say for the '4 episodes to make one story'-format they had.

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Eh, I've just been generally cranky lately, and this rubbed me the wrong way.

Movie-wank

May. 16th, 2006 12:23 am
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This is a movie I really like, but then I'm a sucker for action-flicks with Arnie in them. Commando rates quite high on my list of brainless timewasters.

The secret love life of Predator. Wank about the gayness in Predator.

With quotes like: "It is a good thing you are anonymous and online because Jesse Ventura or Bill Duke would kick your little behind if you uttered these untruisms within earshot.", I'm just laughing my ass off. I seriously doubt Ventura'd give a shit what someone thinks about one of the roles he played. Or so I hope anyway.

And wal_lace for the win. *grins.*

Dr Who-wank

May. 9th, 2006 07:19 pm
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The Doctor Dances With Himself.

This time about Doctor/Doctor-slash.
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Doctor Who Asexuality Wank (Is that a contradiction of terms, or what?)

Spoilers for Season 2, episodes 3 and 4 (School Reunion and The girl in the fireplace).

Nice way to prepare for this evening's episode. It's wanky like whoa!

Edit: and it links to this, earlier, piece of wank-report: Doctor Who Fandom: Imploding, One French Chick At A Time (Spoilers for Ep 4, obviously.) But hey, we get bingo! Life is indeed bountiful.
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Dr Who's pushing the gay agenda!

Oh, for fuck's sake!
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How to avoid being wanked. Go read, it's full of shiny wisdom with regards to fanfiction and just being a fan.

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