Another year, another NaNo, another letter.

[bookish_dragon]

Dear Elsie,

I know you are angry at Kate. She was acting spineless and like a wimp. Still, you need to help her, or else the plot'll just fall apart. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

The author.

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Dear author,

Why should I help Kate solve her messes? She's old enough to do so herself. She should be old enough to do so, anyway.

Elsie

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Dear Elsie,

Because I said so.

The author

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Dear author,

I am not spineless. It is just not my fault, so why should I solve it?

Kate

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Dear Kate,

Because I said so. And it is your fault, don't try and duck your responsibilities.

The author

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Dear Inner Editor,

Take a break already.

The author.

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Dear author,

Shan't.

The Inner Editor