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bookish_dragonPart One.
Part Two
Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: School ofMagic Bad Pranks.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.
Full Name (plus titles if any): ---. I shit you not. She is given no name. I’ll just call her the Bride.
Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.
Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named ---.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouthed.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Yattara: "By author-fiat, they did not die last spork. * insert heavy demonical cursing.* Next time, then."
I sat down next to Zane Celt, a hot guy with light brown hair and a killer smile,
She does start the new chapters like this. It is highly annoying, and does not bode well for how smart she thinks her readers are.
when the door was pulled open and there stood none other then the Golden Three. At the corner of my eye I saw Scarlet and Draco exchange looks. Those two always did seem to have something personal
Star: "They stole my candy!"
against the other three, or at least more then the rest of us. I never got involved in these fights they had, because honestly even though I disliked them greatly especially that twit Hermione, I didn't have anything against them. Potter seemed like a half decent guy and Weasly seemed to be a sweet fellow.
*blinks* A good word for someone? I am shocked.
Though Draco and Scar both hated them Scarlet was tougher on Granger then she was on the other two; Draco began this round
"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in."
Scarlet quickly joined in "I feel sorry for the cat." she smirked at the end.
"Well Potty, aren't you going to say anything or cat got your tongue?"
Wake me up when the insults get any good.
I was starting to wonder about the cat references.
Me too. The Polyjuice-incident was over five years ago.
Potter who oddly
He was in awe of the insults. And then wondering why this had to happen in every Sue-fic. I would feel sorry for him.
hadn't said anything until now said "Shut up Malfoy, we were just looking for an empty cabin we didn't see the danger notices."
Ha. Bloody ha.
Granger seemed to be glaring at Scarlet "Yeah Cobra, why don't you just take what you have to say and tell them to your pathetic boyfriend, I'm sure Malfoy would love to hear every stupid thing that comes out of your mouth."
I inwardly smiled because everyone knew that there was nothing sexual between Draco and Scar and even when people made jokes the other two laughed with them because they were as close as two people could be without a romantic relationship.
Something that seems to be impossible for teenagers, given that it is given so much importance. ‘Just friends’ never happens in these universes. I predict shagging in the coming chapters.
At this point Scar took her legs and laid them across Draco's lap which made her short skirt even shorter, while leaning against the wall and shot back "Well I could but your boyfriend seems to like everything that comes out of my mouth even more, don't you Ron?"
Weasly who had been staring at Scarlet for this entire match started to nod his head but when he caught Ganger and Potter giving him looks he looked away and whispered "I'll look for another room."
"For Draco and Star, that is."
He shot one last look into the room before heading off. Draco who noticed that the other two still hadn't left said "We know we're beautiful to look at but could you go away, besides Potty I like girls."
I saw Granger blush at that... what was up with that? Potter who looked like he was about to spit fireballs was about to reach for his wand when a dark voice seemed to come out of the shadows and say "Potter, Granger get in a room now, it is obvious that you are the ones causing the trouble, and since the three of you seem to like setting the goals, why don't I help set one now? I don't think a house has ever had below zero before classes had even had a chance to begin."
Snape! *mesmerized. *
I looked around and the faces staring at Snape were as stony as well stones but inside they were dying to laugh just as much as I was. It wasn't every day that you saw the people that pissed you of the most look like they wanted to hide.
the bodies of you and your OC-friends.
Granger grabbed Potters arm and dragged him of to whatever place that Weasly had gone to.
Canon-land.
Snape glared at the two to make sure they were gone
You can not glare at that which is not there.
and turned to us saying, "Don't get yourselves in trouble so fast, understand? If it was anyone else you would have been the ones to get in trouble. Do it under great discretion and if they do cause trouble for you come to me immediately." He lowered his voice, "We can't have the Dark Lord's bride in trouble, and so be careful." With those words he closed the door and left.
Everyone turned to me and stared, "What?" I asked as I was in a confused state of mind to what they were thinking.
"You know, I didn't really think that this would happen but obviously it will. You, my friend, are going to get married to the one that even Dumbledore is, on some level, afraid off." said a blond haired girl with green eyes to rival Potter himself.
Good. Stupid. Not. No, he is not afraid, and dead, by the way. Which makes Snape showing up even weirder. My headache is getting bigger. I hate Sue-fics.
"Hey Natasha" I began, "Don't get any ideas into the pretty little head, this WILL NOT happen! But I need you guys as I have no ideas left in me, but look on the bright side we have a whole year to think up plans." I ended with a fake smile to stop the water works that didn't seem to end.
"Look love," Pierce Grant, a dark haired boy with a great body,
NOW I am interested. Send him up, will you?
said, "You are absolutely brilliant and the Dark Lord sees that, but the only way you can get out of this one is if he losses interest and in a year that possibility is enormous."
My six best friends looked at me and all of them except Scar seemed to believe Pierce's words. I myself felt reassured too but I was terrified to the very core of my being that this would be the last year that I would ever see these six again, as we were now.
That is life, dear. Or so they told me.
Sadly this was the moment that Pansy stormed in to the cabin, and as she always seemed to be, squealing, "Drakie, Scarlet! I though you two had left me. I was totally Like, totally. worried that you had left me. But it was because of the Stupid Three wasn't it?" she didn't give them time to answer.
Mini-snip for more Pansy-bashing, and most of the group moving out of the cabin.
Scar was about to reply when the Weasly twins stepped out of the shadows.
"What the hell are you two doing here?"
That is my line.
Tasha said. "Did they finally make you close your stupid little shop?"
I didn't like these two and I trusted them even less. They weren't supposed to be here and most likely they were here for some dark business.
They are annoying and childish. But dark? No, that they are not.
"The shop is flouring It is great for pies! thank you very much but we are here because" said one of them.
"Fred, stop!" George interrupted. "Let them find out."
"Hey guys, let's just go being around scum like this makes me want to puke and besides they may be contagious." said Pierce.
”They might infect us with canon!”
We started to walk away when Scarlet laughed.
"Hm..?" I asked. "What's funny?"
"I just thought of a really hot dare idea. Let's change quickly and get rid of Pansy so that I can tell all of you what this year's dares will be."
Introduction to the stupidest pranking-ring since the Marauders left school. They are giving evil a bad name.
Every year we would pick a category that we had to dare Pierce and Scarlet from. The one who did the most dares got to have something from the rest of us with the loser's money. It was a thing that had been going on since 1st year and so far it had been a tie, Scar won three years and Pierce had won three years this was the year that they winner would be announced. The categories had been thinks like disgusting, bizarre, and the other houses. It was almost the perfect thing to get my mind away from my supposed engagement.
*yawns.*
We all got dressed into the Slytherin uniforms. It was impossible not to notice that even though we were all friends and all in the same house our styles were all so different. I was more classic then anyone else, while Scar was sexier and Tasha was the individual who was a romantic at heart for all her supposed evil ways.
Costume-code. Do you speak it, *censored*?
Scar and I had both thought that she and Draco would get together and if they didn't, Scar and I would kill Draco.
"Hey Pansy," Scar rolled out in the sweetest voice I had ever heard come out of her mouth. "Will you go find out what the Weasly twins are doing on the train?"
Pansy who was a fan of Scars There is more than one of her. promised that she wouldn't get back until she did and left with a huge grin on her face at the thought of gaining Scars favor. Draco, meanwhile, had managed to change and was now looking at Scar with a look his eye that was completely terrifying.
Scar smiled at him and yelled, "WE LOVE YOU DRACO MALFOY!!!!" at the top of her lungs.
Draco, who was one that could never stay mad at Scar no matter what she did, sighed and told all of us to sit down. Tasha told him about our run in with the twins and how they were at Hogwarts.
"So Scar, come on give us the big secret. What's the theme of the dares this year?" Zane asked her.
"Well, I'm thinking that this year it will be erotica!" she replied.
You do not know the meaning of the word.
We all gawked at her but then Pierce said, "I'm not making one of those famous muggle porn videos, you know."
Tasha stared laughing and said, "I think Scarlet means that you two will be doing sexual dares this year. Won't that be fun? But just to keep it on the safe side why don't we make the theme romantic erotica."
"I wasn't aware that we had a safe side" Scar grumbled but then winked at me and said, "As our future Emoqueen of darkness why don't you choose the first dare?"
"Well then as you were last year's winner, you get to go first, Scar, and you know what? I think I might just have a good one for you that you, our insane friend, might actually back out of this time. But we have to get to Hogwarts first." Scarlet raised an eyebrow while Tasha mock hooted.
Snip the train-ride. Now excuse me while I go compose myself. I need food. *looks around for that Pierce.*
Part Two
Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: School of
Full Name (plus titles if any): ---. I shit you not. She is given no name. I’ll just call her the Bride.
Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.
Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named ---.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouthed.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Yattara: "By author-fiat, they did not die last spork. * insert heavy demonical cursing.* Next time, then."
I sat down next to Zane Celt, a hot guy with light brown hair and a killer smile,
She does start the new chapters like this. It is highly annoying, and does not bode well for how smart she thinks her readers are.
when the door was pulled open and there stood none other then the Golden Three. At the corner of my eye I saw Scarlet and Draco exchange looks. Those two always did seem to have something personal
Star: "They stole my candy!"
against the other three, or at least more then the rest of us. I never got involved in these fights they had, because honestly even though I disliked them greatly especially that twit Hermione, I didn't have anything against them. Potter seemed like a half decent guy and Weasly seemed to be a sweet fellow.
*blinks* A good word for someone? I am shocked.
Though Draco and Scar both hated them Scarlet was tougher on Granger then she was on the other two; Draco began this round
"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in."
Scarlet quickly joined in "I feel sorry for the cat." she smirked at the end.
"Well Potty, aren't you going to say anything or cat got your tongue?"
Wake me up when the insults get any good.
I was starting to wonder about the cat references.
Me too. The Polyjuice-incident was over five years ago.
Potter who oddly
He was in awe of the insults. And then wondering why this had to happen in every Sue-fic. I would feel sorry for him.
hadn't said anything until now said "Shut up Malfoy, we were just looking for an empty cabin we didn't see the danger notices."
Ha. Bloody ha.
Granger seemed to be glaring at Scarlet "Yeah Cobra, why don't you just take what you have to say and tell them to your pathetic boyfriend, I'm sure Malfoy would love to hear every stupid thing that comes out of your mouth."
I inwardly smiled because everyone knew that there was nothing sexual between Draco and Scar and even when people made jokes the other two laughed with them because they were as close as two people could be without a romantic relationship.
Something that seems to be impossible for teenagers, given that it is given so much importance. ‘Just friends’ never happens in these universes. I predict shagging in the coming chapters.
At this point Scar took her legs and laid them across Draco's lap which made her short skirt even shorter, while leaning against the wall and shot back "Well I could but your boyfriend seems to like everything that comes out of my mouth even more, don't you Ron?"
Weasly who had been staring at Scarlet for this entire match started to nod his head but when he caught Ganger and Potter giving him looks he looked away and whispered "I'll look for another room."
"For Draco and Star, that is."
He shot one last look into the room before heading off. Draco who noticed that the other two still hadn't left said "We know we're beautiful to look at but could you go away, besides Potty I like girls."
I saw Granger blush at that... what was up with that? Potter who looked like he was about to spit fireballs was about to reach for his wand when a dark voice seemed to come out of the shadows and say "Potter, Granger get in a room now, it is obvious that you are the ones causing the trouble, and since the three of you seem to like setting the goals, why don't I help set one now? I don't think a house has ever had below zero before classes had even had a chance to begin."
Snape! *mesmerized. *
I looked around and the faces staring at Snape were as stony as well stones but inside they were dying to laugh just as much as I was. It wasn't every day that you saw the people that pissed you of the most look like they wanted to hide.
the bodies of you and your OC-friends.
Granger grabbed Potters arm and dragged him of to whatever place that Weasly had gone to.
Canon-land.
Snape glared at the two to make sure they were gone
You can not glare at that which is not there.
and turned to us saying, "Don't get yourselves in trouble so fast, understand? If it was anyone else you would have been the ones to get in trouble. Do it under great discretion and if they do cause trouble for you come to me immediately." He lowered his voice, "We can't have the Dark Lord's bride in trouble, and so be careful." With those words he closed the door and left.
Everyone turned to me and stared, "What?" I asked as I was in a confused state of mind to what they were thinking.
"You know, I didn't really think that this would happen but obviously it will. You, my friend, are going to get married to the one that even Dumbledore is, on some level, afraid off." said a blond haired girl with green eyes to rival Potter himself.
Good. Stupid. Not. No, he is not afraid, and dead, by the way. Which makes Snape showing up even weirder. My headache is getting bigger. I hate Sue-fics.
"Hey Natasha" I began, "Don't get any ideas into the pretty little head, this WILL NOT happen! But I need you guys as I have no ideas left in me, but look on the bright side we have a whole year to think up plans." I ended with a fake smile to stop the water works that didn't seem to end.
"Look love," Pierce Grant, a dark haired boy with a great body,
NOW I am interested. Send him up, will you?
said, "You are absolutely brilliant and the Dark Lord sees that, but the only way you can get out of this one is if he losses interest and in a year that possibility is enormous."
My six best friends looked at me and all of them except Scar seemed to believe Pierce's words. I myself felt reassured too but I was terrified to the very core of my being that this would be the last year that I would ever see these six again, as we were now.
That is life, dear. Or so they told me.
Sadly this was the moment that Pansy stormed in to the cabin, and as she always seemed to be, squealing, "Drakie, Scarlet! I though you two had left me. I was totally Like, totally. worried that you had left me. But it was because of the Stupid Three wasn't it?" she didn't give them time to answer.
Mini-snip for more Pansy-bashing, and most of the group moving out of the cabin.
Scar was about to reply when the Weasly twins stepped out of the shadows.
"What the hell are you two doing here?"
That is my line.
Tasha said. "Did they finally make you close your stupid little shop?"
I didn't like these two and I trusted them even less. They weren't supposed to be here and most likely they were here for some dark business.
They are annoying and childish. But dark? No, that they are not.
"The shop is flouring It is great for pies! thank you very much but we are here because" said one of them.
"Fred, stop!" George interrupted. "Let them find out."
"Hey guys, let's just go being around scum like this makes me want to puke and besides they may be contagious." said Pierce.
”They might infect us with canon!”
We started to walk away when Scarlet laughed.
"Hm..?" I asked. "What's funny?"
"I just thought of a really hot dare idea. Let's change quickly and get rid of Pansy so that I can tell all of you what this year's dares will be."
Introduction to the stupidest pranking-ring since the Marauders left school. They are giving evil a bad name.
Every year we would pick a category that we had to dare Pierce and Scarlet from. The one who did the most dares got to have something from the rest of us with the loser's money. It was a thing that had been going on since 1st year and so far it had been a tie, Scar won three years and Pierce had won three years this was the year that they winner would be announced. The categories had been thinks like disgusting, bizarre, and the other houses. It was almost the perfect thing to get my mind away from my supposed engagement.
*yawns.*
We all got dressed into the Slytherin uniforms. It was impossible not to notice that even though we were all friends and all in the same house our styles were all so different. I was more classic then anyone else, while Scar was sexier and Tasha was the individual who was a romantic at heart for all her supposed evil ways.
Costume-code. Do you speak it, *censored*?
Scar and I had both thought that she and Draco would get together and if they didn't, Scar and I would kill Draco.
"Hey Pansy," Scar rolled out in the sweetest voice I had ever heard come out of her mouth. "Will you go find out what the Weasly twins are doing on the train?"
Pansy who was a fan of Scars There is more than one of her. promised that she wouldn't get back until she did and left with a huge grin on her face at the thought of gaining Scars favor. Draco, meanwhile, had managed to change and was now looking at Scar with a look his eye that was completely terrifying.
Scar smiled at him and yelled, "WE LOVE YOU DRACO MALFOY!!!!" at the top of her lungs.
Draco, who was one that could never stay mad at Scar no matter what she did, sighed and told all of us to sit down. Tasha told him about our run in with the twins and how they were at Hogwarts.
"So Scar, come on give us the big secret. What's the theme of the dares this year?" Zane asked her.
"Well, I'm thinking that this year it will be erotica!" she replied.
You do not know the meaning of the word.
We all gawked at her but then Pierce said, "I'm not making one of those famous muggle porn videos, you know."
Tasha stared laughing and said, "I think Scarlet means that you two will be doing sexual dares this year. Won't that be fun? But just to keep it on the safe side why don't we make the theme romantic erotica."
"I wasn't aware that we had a safe side" Scar grumbled but then winked at me and said, "As our future Emoqueen of darkness why don't you choose the first dare?"
"Well then as you were last year's winner, you get to go first, Scar, and you know what? I think I might just have a good one for you that you, our insane friend, might actually back out of this time. But we have to get to Hogwarts first." Scarlet raised an eyebrow while Tasha mock hooted.
Snip the train-ride. Now excuse me while I go compose myself. I need food. *looks around for that Pierce.*
