You know you spend too much time on deleterius

I got bored in class today (we're doing English, which frankly is way below my level. All I get out of it is ego-stroking, my ego that is...thinking about not going next week.), so I started writing fanfic about Harry Potter. More aptly, Hermione slapping down a Buffy-wannabe.

What have I gotten myself into? If I finish it, it'll be my first ever fanfic. For some reason I'm feeling vaguely ashamed about this, and I don't know why. It's not that I dislike fanfic. I'll blame it on the sporking-comms I'm a member of.

And, of course, eager to know what HP-vampires are like, or else I can't have Hermione beat him down with facts.