It's so easy...

[bookish_dragon]

If you want to pseudo-kill yourself on the Internet and/or LJ and have huge masses bewailing your untimely end, while you're still around so you can bask in how popular and missed you are, but don't know how to do it, then have no fear, for here is the guide as to how to commit pseudicide.

Neither the author of this post or the authors of the guide are responsible for any after-effects.