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I was having a conversation with [livejournal.com profile] topazlily yesterday, in the comments on her latest sporking. She mentioned that her next one would be a Fëanor-as-Tenth-Walker fic. *lets that sink in for a moment.* Yes. I know. But he'd managed to convince people that he was really reformed, and it was really Manwë's idea anyway to send him back. We suspect that the lack of oxygen on Taniquetil has gone to his head. Moving on...

In a feverous brainfart, I was thinking that, properly handled of course, it's not that bad an idea. In a way, "What if Fëanor really did get out of the Halls, and back to Middle-earth to boot?" It'd need a whole lot of work to make it convincing that he really wanted to go and all. And there's the whole Nine Walkers-thing to get around. And the Elves who hear he's coming back and go, "...Which way was Círdan living, again?" It could even be Evil!Fëanor, who's really in it to get his hands on the One Ring, so he can get the Silmarils back. The consequences of that would be huge.
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Blargh. My head is rather empty, unless you want to count Poirot wandering around in there, muttering in French about the mess. Which is ok, because my French isn't too hot so I can't understand him anyway. ;) Been reading Christie the past couple of days.

In of the latest sporkings on [livejournal.com profile] deleterius, we have a defendant of the fanfic-writer pop up. I think s/he missed the notice that we don't care. It's there for our fun, not theirs. But maybe that is just me.
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Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.


Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: American Pie, without the funny.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.

Full Name (plus titles if any):Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.

Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named -----.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouthed.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Look who’s back. It’s the unfunny. )
bookish_dragon: Castle has the best smug-face (Default)
Part One.
Part Two

Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: School of Magic Bad Pranks.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.

Full Name (plus titles if any): ---. I shit you not. She is given no name. I’ll just call her the Bride.
Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.

Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named ---.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouthed.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: It’s getting worse )
bookish_dragon: (Universe writing)
Part One

Story Or Series Title:
A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: Still no Harry, only an Heir to the throne of Whining.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.

Full Name (plus titles if any): ---. I shit you not. She is given no name. I’ll just call her the Bride.
Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head. A bunch of annoying OC-friends.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.

Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named ---.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouth.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: This is the show that never ends, my friends )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] deleterius and [livejournal.com profile] _scourgify_
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Story Or Series Title: A Bride for the Dark Lord
Fandom: Well, it looked to be Harry, but it appears to be the Bride’s teenage-years.
Culprit Author's Name: CorruptedBeauty666. Repeat offender.

Full Name (plus titles if any): ---. I shit you not. She is given no name. I’ll just call her the Bride.
Full Species(es): Mirror-Sue. She looks how you want her to look.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None given. So it’s blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None given. So they’re blue.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None given. A plate in her head. A bunch of OC-friends who are as irritating as she is.
Special Possessions (if any): None given. She can’t have that sword.

Annoying Origin: Two Death Eater parents, named ---.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: BFF with Draco, who has been warped beyond recognition. Has the Dark Lord propose to her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Lord V can’t get into her mind, and that has him puzzled. Potty-mouth.
Other Annoying Traits: Part of a pranking-ring at Slytherin. Snape does not approve. Pansy-bashing. Maintaining that she is not special, which usually means they are.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: It starts out decently enough. )

There's more, but that'll come later.

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] deleterius and [livejournal.com profile] _scourgify_
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Story Or Series Title: A Deadly Girl
Fandom: Lord of the Ring Twins.
CulpritAuthor's Name: Aranel Lissesul

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shanesti
Full Species(es): Evilus Seductus Sueus.
Hair Color (include adjectives): 'Her silver-blue hair fell about her face, cascading down to her waist.'
Eye Color (include adjectives):'Her blue-green cat shaped eyes glinted evilly'
Unusual Markings/Colorations: My bootmarks on her fac. None.
Special Possessions (if any): My boot up her arse. Cold hands.

Annoying Origin: I'm aiming for the ruins of Mt Doom.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:Wants to get into the pants of one.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can turn into mist. Makes Legolas distrust her on sight, and the rest like her.
Other Annoying Traits:Existing. Making the rest of the Fellowship hide in a plothole.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Here the trouble begins. And it's only the summary )
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I have a deep and abiding love for good writing. I adore reading, and even though being on the 'Net has cut into my reading habits something fierce, I still can't give it up. I was the kid who spent all her free time in the school-library. I have a wish to write myself, but...

I only recently got into the whole fanfic-thing, by following a link on a message-board to [personal profile] deleterius, and this has quite killed that wish. Seeing some of the things that pass for fiction that appear in the Pit just make my brain melt. I know, it says a lot about my self-esteem that I let some illiterate teenager get to me like this, but I never said I was the most confident person alive. Luckily, some of my sanity got saved by also running into respectively OFUM, and the original PPC-series. But still, but still, I'm quite unsure as to how to go about writing. (Apart from just doing it, of course, but I'm also quite lazy.)

If there was a point to this, I wouldn't know. I'm just rambling, obviously.
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What my fiancé said about this fic, when I showed it to him: "It's said that an infinite number of monkeys using an infinite number of typrewriters could produce the collected works of Shakespeare, given enough time. Frankly, one monkey with one typewriter is not going to cut it,... and it would write better than that." She's horrible, just horrible.

What really bugs me? She's obviously read the books. And she still writes this Valar-forsaken piece of claptrap.

Title: The story of a princess shield
Fandom: The box says Lord of the Rings. I call it false advertising.
CulpritAuthor: IceBend28
Full Name (plus titles if any): Nienna Telcontar.
Full Species(es): Human. Warrior!Timetravelling!Sue. I'm fearing 311 Walkers-fic.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, I'm assuming black.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, I'm assuming grey.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Ring of Barahir, Andúril, 300 Gondorian soldiers.

Annoying Origin: Claims kinship to Aragorn and Arwen.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: The aforementioned King and Queen of Gondor, who should have drowned her at birth.
Annoying Special Abilities: Elvish senses.
Other Annoying Traits: Mucks with canon, temporal and geographical distortions. Able to best her father in a duel. Random capitalisation. Random POV-changes. Bad emoetry.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: The hurting. The canon-twisting )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] deleterius under my old LJ-name.
bookish_dragon: Castle has the best smug-face (Default)
I really didn't like this one. She's not as bad as other Sues that have been sporked here, but she just set my teeth on edge, especially with the whole 'Lady-like, yet knew how to have fun!'-schtick she has going on. It just...yrch.

Story Or Series Title: First Daughter Hogwarts? Why are you asking us?
Fandom: The boy who could do without Tranfers
CulpritAuthor's Name: ILoveCheeseyMoments

Full Name (plus titles if any): Anastasia, First Daughter
Full Species(es): Witch, Sparklypoo with hints of Tootsitramp. Transfer!Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Deep blue eyes.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not specified.
Special Possessions (if any): Gobs of money.

Annoying Origin: Her Muggle-father, who rules the Free World.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Gets taught by Professor McGonagall, the balls of every boy she meets, Harry's in particular.
Annoying Special Abilities: Learns six years of magic in a month. Turns Hedwig into a male. Flies side-broom. Knows how to please guys, but is more a romantic girl.
Other Annoying Traits: Has apparently never set foot outside Washington D.C, and just squees over everything British. Can't use punctuation to save her life. Is a bombshell.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Gladly )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] deleterius under my old LJ name.
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My brain, it hurts. Too much reading through fanfic on [livejournal.com profile] deleterius. Where's the brain bleach when you need it?

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